> > If you keep calling her a fucking slut, you'll never get fed - or > > anything else.
> > Ask Tim.
> John McCain is quoted as saying to his wife something to the effect that > she > was a trollop, overly-made-up, "you cunt".
> Two old service buddies arrive Saturday for a week. We're goin' to > Hooters. > :-)
I worked for a short time with a woman who had been a Hooter's girl - the bumper sticker on her POS Tempo said, "Follow me to Hooters". She's marrying a guy next month right before he leaves for Iraq, and according to some of the women at work, she's doing so with the hope that there's an IED with his name on it (she hardly knows him), and a subsequent $250,000 deposit in her bank account.
Ah, true love...
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Six words. Perhaps, Ah, true love knows no Hooters?
So, this is why we're fighting the Iraq War? The death benefits?
and a subsequent $250,000 deposit in her bank account.
Plus a tax-free monthly stipend for the rest of her life, plus health care for the rest of her life, plus PX privileges for the rest of her life. Don't get me wrong, I think the Gold Star Wives deserve what they get. I only mention these factors as a small part of the ongoing cost of the pointless war in Iraq.
> > >> Oh I get it, you are shooting for an AVERAGE of six words.
> > > Math was never my strong suit. I was more of a wool suit guy. > > > Oh, OK (Jasus) : "Love similar to cwaps game, gwasshopper." > > > [[[ BONG ]]]
> > Marry in haste, repent at leisure?
> > Nothing new here, move along youse.- Hide quoted text -
> > - Show quoted text -
> True love often requires financial security.
Is it true that most divorces result from financial problems?
> Is it true that most divorces result from financial problems?
I doubt it given two can live more cheaply than one. Financial problems probably lead to infidelity (grass is greener) in some cases. I suspect the core reason for most divorces is the inability to communicate leading to the onset of lackanookienokis which, in turn, leads to infidelity.
On May 25, 12:06 pm, "Bill" <b...@home.now> wrote:
> > Is it true that most divorces result from financial problems?
> I doubt it given two can live more cheaply than one. Financial problems > probably lead to infidelity (grass is greener) in some cases. I suspect the > core reason for most divorces is the inability to communicate leading to the > onset of lackanookienokis which, in turn, leads to infidelity.
> On May 25, 12:06 pm, "Bill" <b...@home.now> wrote: >> > Is it true that most divorces result from financial problems?
>> I doubt it given two can live more cheaply than one. Financial problems >> probably lead to infidelity (grass is greener) in some cases. I suspect >> the >> core reason for most divorces is the inability to communicate leading to >> the >> onset of lackanookienokis which, in turn, leads to infidelity.
> Just a statistic I once heard.
The "marriage penalty" is having to live together so you can file a joint return. Divorce leads to fighting over who gets the 1000 tax credit for each kid. Speaking of kids, I understand gasoline is now so expensive they are sniffing it instead of paint.
>> > >> Oh I get it, you are shooting for an AVERAGE of six words.
>> > > Math was never my strong suit. I was more of a wool suit guy. >> > > Oh, OK (Jasus) : "Love similar to cwaps game, gwasshopper." >> > > [[[ BONG ]]]
>> > Marry in haste, repent at leisure?
>> > Nothing new here, move along youse.- Hide quoted text -
>> > - Show quoted text -
>> True love often requires financial security.
> Is it true that most divorces result from financial problems?
Ten words. I've read that money tops the list of problems couples have, the main thing they argue about.
>> Is it true that most divorces result from financial problems?
> I doubt it given two can live more cheaply than one. Financial problems > probably lead to infidelity (grass is greener) in some cases. I suspect > the core reason for most divorces is the inability to communicate leading > to the onset of lackanookienokis which, in turn, leads to infidelity.
I was in Fidelity, but threw it all in Kaufmann instead.
> On May 25, 12:06 pm, "Bill" <b...@home.now> wrote: >> > Is it true that most divorces result from financial problems?
>> I doubt it given two can live more cheaply than one. Financial problems >> probably lead to infidelity (grass is greener) in some cases. I suspect >> the >> core reason for most divorces is the inability to communicate leading to >> the >> onset of lackanookienokis which, in turn, leads to infidelity.
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